BALTIMORE, MARYLAND – In a shocking turn of events, a Comcast installer has shown up to a job site both on-time and with all required materials for the install. “I’ve never seen anything like this before,” said installer Mark Richardson. “Everything that was on the work order was actually in my van. The services are turned on and ready to go. I’ve been doing this for 20 years and I’ve never been to a new install without needing to come back for some reason.” Homeowner Kelly Thompson couldn’t be happier. “I took off work for the next three days figuring something would go wrong and they would need to come back.” Thompson plans to use her remaining two days of vacation relaxing and attempting to understand her cable bill.